🌊 BEACH PLEASE! COASTAL WOODEN SIGNS FOR YOUR HAPPY PLACE
Because your home decor should be as salty as you are after a day without coffee! These adorably sassy 5x5" wooden signs are perfect for anyone who's mentally always at the beach (even when they're stuck in meetings).
✨ CHOOSE YOUR COASTAL MOOD:
- "All You Need Is Love And The Beach" (And maybe a margarita...)
- "Sea Hag: [sea hag] noun - mermaid before coffee" (We feel seen)
- "Let's Get Nauti" (What happens on the boat stays on the boat)
- "Happy As A Seagull With A French Fry" (Living your best bird life)
🏖️ WHY YOU NEED THESE IN YOUR LIFE:
- 5"x5"x1.5" of pure beachy attitude
- Distressed gray wood frame (fancy, but make it coastal)
- Can hang or stand (commitment issues? We got you) •
- Perfect size for shelves, desks, or anywhere needing sass
- Makes a great gift (or keep it, we won't judge)
PERFECT FOR:
- Beach house dreamers
- Coastal grandmother wannabes
- Coffee-loving mermaids
- French fry-stealing seagulls
- Anyone who needs a vacation
- That friend who's always "getting nauti"
WARNING: Side effects may include:
- Sudden urges to quit your job and move to the beach
- Increased sass levels
- Spontaneous beach trip planning
- Uncontrollable desire to collect seashells
- Speaking in nautical puns
*Not responsible for any sudden career changes involving becoming a mermaid or starting a seagull french fry stealing ring.
🌊 BEACH PLEASE! COASTAL WOODEN SIGNS FOR YOUR HAPPY PLACE
Because your home decor should be as salty as you are after a day without coffee! These adorably sassy 5x5" wooden signs are perfect for anyone who's mentally always at the beach (even when they're stuck in meetings).
✨ CHOOSE YOUR COASTAL MOOD:
- "All You Need Is Love And The Beach" (And maybe a margarita...)
- "Sea Hag: [sea hag] noun - mermaid before coffee" (We feel seen)
- "Let's Get Nauti" (What happens on the boat stays on the boat)
- "Happy As A Seagull With A French Fry" (Living your best bird life)
🏖️ WHY YOU NEED THESE IN YOUR LIFE:
- 5"x5"x1.5" of pure beachy attitude
- Distressed gray wood frame (fancy, but make it coastal)
- Can hang or stand (commitment issues? We got you) •
- Perfect size for shelves, desks, or anywhere needing sass
- Makes a great gift (or keep it, we won't judge)
PERFECT FOR:
- Beach house dreamers
- Coastal grandmother wannabes
- Coffee-loving mermaids
- French fry-stealing seagulls
- Anyone who needs a vacation
- That friend who's always "getting nauti"
WARNING: Side effects may include:
- Sudden urges to quit your job and move to the beach
- Increased sass levels
- Spontaneous beach trip planning
- Uncontrollable desire to collect seashells
- Speaking in nautical puns
*Not responsible for any sudden career changes involving becoming a mermaid or starting a seagull french fry stealing ring.
