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PRE-ORDER: ETA LATE MAY

🧟‍♀️ Because Motherhood is Basically a Zombie Apocalypse

☕ 14.5oz of Pure Mom Survival Juice

Finally, a mug that tells the truth about motherhood! When you're somewhere between "mom" and "zombie" - you're officially a MOMBIE. This sleek black ceramic mug with crisp white lettering speaks the universal language of sleep-deprived mamas everywhere.

WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW PARENTING PARTNER

  • 4.5oz capacity (because motherhood requires MORE coffee)
  • Sleek black ceramic (matches those under-eye circles)
  • Crisp white lettering (easier to read through tired eyes)
  • Double-sided design (warns people from every angle)
  • Microwave safe (for the 47 times you'll reheat your coffee)
  • Dishwasher safe (because who has time for hand washing?)

PERFECT FOR

  • Your 5am "why is everyone awake" coffee
  • Mid-day mama energy crisis
  • Warning others that you're in mombie mode
  • Solidarity with other sleep-deprived parents
  • Any mom who's living that zombie life

WARNING: Side Effects May Include

  • Excessive head nods from other mombies
  • People actually waiting until you're caffeinated
  • Children mysteriously becoming quieter
  • Spontaneous "mom yeah" responses from across the room
  • Being labeled as "the honest mom" at school pickup

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • As easy to care for as your 10th cup of coffee - just toss it in the dishwasher and microwave as needed. Because mombies don't have time for high-maintenance mugs.
  • Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
  • Use Caution When Removing From Microwave

PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH

  • The chaos of morning routines
  • Your messy mom bun
  • Those leggings you've worn for 3 days
  • The cold coffee you've reheated 6 times
  • Your "I've got this" (maybe) attitude
  • Our Halloween Coasters

Remember: Being a mombie isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle!

As seen in

  • School drop-off lines
  • Work-from-home zoom calls
  • Target shopping carts
  • Soccer practice sidelines
  • Anywhere moms are surviving on coffee

Minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs